Barenaked Crockpot

"That's Naked ... with a -ph!"

"I'd never been to a movie premiere that I'm in, and I tell ya', I was shitting bricks."

"I think I've always felt comfortable being the center of attention. Either that or my self esteem is so low that I only feel good about myself when others are laughing at me"

"Did you eat then?" (comenting on a 16-year-old Ed on Before They Were Rock Stars)

"We fooled you, huh? We're sneaky like that. You can never trust a Canadian. Next thing you know we'll be supplying your natural resources."

"My New Year's resolution is to stop losing things. This year I've lost 3 cell phones, 2 wedding rings, a suitcase full of clothes and the keys to my new house"

"You really are the greatest fans. My hat, I have to doff. But if you will excuse us here we're takin' some mutherf*ckin' time off." (NYE 2001 Auld Lang Syne)

"When its chicken, I've got to represent."

Chart Magazine: "Creepiest small-town American encounter?"
Tyler: "Getting a police excort out of Slidell, Lousiana for asking directions." (I find this amusing only because that's most of my family lives, and I could so see that.)

"We act like a bunch of idiots and have fun..."

Chart Magazine: "Now that you have a million dollars what are you buying?"
Tyler: "Health care, roads, education, the CBC, weapons."

"Shout out to my main midgets - the Teletubbies!"